Day 73 : Coverline for Dummies

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1. ''Sorry, this dish will be ready in 10 minutes, please come back later sir''
Truth - no one is making the dish, you wont see it again.

2. "Yes, this is fresh squeezed juice.. ''
Truth - 'fresh juice' as in 1/10 squeezed juice and 9/10 concentrated juice mix together

3. ''..do try our Saffron sauce, its lovely''
Truth - Saffron never existed in the kitchen for the past few years

4. "..We're out of soy milk,sorry''
Truth - we have 5 boxes of it in the store

5. "..Yes, the lamb is cooked medium rare''
Truth - I'm not sure whether its even cooked, why don't you tell me?

6. "..Yes, we have clean fresh meat products''
Truth - Yes, it was fresh..before flies had a thanks giving party on it.

7. "..I'm sorry sir, i coudn't hear you, what drink would you like to have again?''
Truth - I know what you just said, but i don't how to make it.. so im killing time while i call for help.

8. "..Yes ma'am we have *oicjewojfnowne* over there, on your far left hand side''
Truth - what is *oicjewojfnowne*?! do we even have it here??!

9. ''The apple juice has a dark-cloudy colour to it, its normal as it oxidizes''
Truth - The blender we're using to make apple juice is also used to make pineapple, watermelon, carrot,honeydew and banana juice. Enjoy your fruit punch 'apple' juice.

10. "..We have the freshest juices.."
Truth - sooo fresh that we blend the fruit straight it's box without washing..hope you dont taste the sticker that was on it.

11. "..Good to see you again! How are you??"
Truth - YOU AGAIN!?

12. " ..I'll send the drink to you soon sir, we're very busy at bar now"
Truth - I need to go to the toilet