Thursday, December 18, 2008

Day 79 : The Final Lap

.:The final Lap:.

After 79 days, we’ve finally finished our training in ClubMed.


Being a server, you have to have –

1. Patience
2. Average Product Knowledge
3. Problem solving skills
4. Good communication skills
5. Strong arms and fingers
6. Stable shoulder
7. Politeness
8. Good balancing skills


Being a bartender, you have to have –

1. 24/7 Patience
2. Full product knowledge
3. A quick thinking mind
4. Good problem solving skills
5. Good communication skill
6. Endurance
7. Team spirit
8. Superman’s strength
9. Sense of Humour
10. A very very wide smile


Being a Chef, you have to be/have -

1. 24/7 Patience
2. Professionally trained in giving excuses
3. 100% product knowledge
4. 110% independent
5. 120% bravery
6. 130% Humour
7. 140% respect for others
8. 150% creativity
9. 160% confidence
10. 170% endurance
11. 180% heat proof body
12. 190% team work
13. 200% stomach

Note – no.7 and no.12 doesn’t exist in ClubMed but everyone has no.13.

From horrible accommodation and being served inedible ‘food’, to being threatened and insulted, we’ve faced it all, over and over again.

Starting from the bottom isint always easy, and so is earning respect from others. No pain no gain, ritey?

Patience was key to everything. For example, waiting for cookies,brownies to be baked, takes time, waiting for choco mousse to harden, takes time.. cooking all the food, takes time, understanding others, takes time.. waiting for an empty toilet, takes time.. waiting for this very last day of work.. takes A LOT of time.

We have all the time in the world, just that we don’t use it wisely. (sounds funny coming from me) 24 hours a day. 8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of complaining of too much work and not enough sleep. What have you done today that you think wasn’t time wasting?

Voices of chefs and supervisors saying ‘ Eh hello, while doing this, you can do that too.. and that.. and that’ can be heard every time. All in the name of saving time.

T – Time
I – Is
M – Moving
E – Everytime

.:Conclusion:.

I’ve learnt a lot, im proud to survive this long in this condition and I thank God for everything for this past 79 days. Its time to make funky drinks, chocolicious desserts and
hot hot hot dishes.

This blog has served its purpose for this 3 months and I will no longer update it. Haha thanks to Alric, Jac and Nic for all your support and to all my family and friends back home. =) We’ve made it!


Last post on Day 80.

Thank You God!


feel free to comment haha

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Day 75 : 79

keeping my thoughts for Day 79

Ultra post coming soon..




woohoo choco fountain!


Friday, December 12, 2008

Day 73 : Coverline for Dummies

Professional coverlines guide

1. ''Sorry, this dish will be ready in 10 minutes, please come back later sir''
Truth - no one is making the dish, you wont see it again.

2. "Yes, this is fresh squeezed juice.. ''
Truth - 'fresh juice' as in 1/10 squeezed juice and 9/10 concentrated juice mix together

3. ''..do try our Saffron sauce, its lovely''
Truth - Saffron never existed in the kitchen for the past few years

4. "..We're out of soy milk,sorry''
Truth - we have 5 boxes of it in the store

5. "..Yes, the lamb is cooked medium rare''
Truth - I'm not sure whether its even cooked, why don't you tell me?

6. "..Yes, we have clean fresh meat products''
Truth - Yes, it was fresh..before flies had a thanks giving party on it.

7. "..I'm sorry sir, i coudn't hear you, what drink would you like to have again?''
Truth - I know what you just said, but i don't how to make it.. so im killing time while i call for help.

8. "..Yes ma'am we have *oicjewojfnowne* over there, on your far left hand side''
Truth - what is *oicjewojfnowne*?! do we even have it here??!

9. ''The apple juice has a dark-cloudy colour to it, its normal as it oxidizes''
Truth - The blender we're using to make apple juice is also used to make pineapple, watermelon, carrot,honeydew and banana juice. Enjoy your fruit punch 'apple' juice.

10. "..We have the freshest juices.."
Truth - sooo fresh that we blend the fruit straight it's box without washing..hope you dont taste the sticker that was on it.

11. "..Good to see you again! How are you??"
Truth - YOU AGAIN!?

12. " ..I'll send the drink to you soon sir, we're very busy at bar now"
Truth - I need to go to the toilet

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Day 72 : Emogamer's day




Haha happy birthday to Ridzwan aka emogamer..
one more year then you're fully legal. hahahhaha!

Enjoy your day clown!


ps - faster get ur lesen and bagi tumpang.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Day 71 : I've been tagged

Tagged by Fatintin


Three names you go by :

1) Malcolm
2) Mally
3) Mal


Three screen names you have had :
1) Malcolm In Club Med
2) Mloclam ni bulC deM
3) MaLcoLM


Three physical things you like about yourself :
1) My smile
2) My 6 pack which is combined into 1
3) My 'taman negara' legs.. hahahaha


Three physical things you don't like about yourself :
1) None
2) None
3) None


Three things that scare you :
1) The Head chef of Club Med
2) The wife of the Head chef of Club Med
3) Hungry malaysian guests


Three of your everyday essentials :
1) Food
2) Sleep
3) Alarm clock, so that i can wake up from sleep to find food.


Three things you are wearing now :
1) Shirt
2) Surf pants
3) Boxers


Three of your favourite bands or musical acts :
1) Hillsong
2) Planetshakers
3) MercyMe


Three of your favourite songs (right now) :
1) He will carry me - Mark Schultz
2) What I want - Bob Sinclair feat Fireball
3) Praise you in this storm - Casting Crowns


Three things you want in a relationship :
1) Patience
2) Trust
3) Happiness


Three of your hobbies :
1) Walking by the beach
2) Jogging to the beach
3) Bringing my clothes to the laundry


Three things you wanna do really badly right now :
1) Go home
2) See my family and friends
3) Finish this tag.. muahahahahhaha x)


Three careers you're considering/considered before :
1) Chef
2) Pastry Chef
3) Bartender


Three places you want to go on vacation :
1) Manchester, England.
2) France
3) Switzerland


Three things you want to do before you die :
1) Become a head chef?
2) Country hopping
3) Establish a foundation


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Day 70 : Friends for life.


click to enlarge





haha see you dudes soon!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Day 69 : Rain rain rain





Its been raining for three days now =(





pic from google


Sunday, December 7, 2008

Day 68 : Italiano


Pizza recipe coming sOon!


ole ole! from the Italian Corner





pic by alric




Saturday, December 6, 2008

Day 67 : He will


I call, You hear me
I’ve lost it all
And it’s more than I can bear
I feel so empty

You’re strong
I’m weary
I’m holdin’ on
But I feel like givin’ in
But still You’re with me


pre-chorus


And even though I’m walkin’ through
The valley of the shadow
I will hold tight to the hand of Him
Whose love will comfort me
And when all hope is gone
And I’ve been wounded in the battle
He is all the strength that I will
Ever need
And He will carry me

I know I’m broken
But You alone
Can mend this heart of mine
You’re always with me


chorus


And even though I feel so lonely
Like I’ve never been before
You never said it would be easy

But You said you’d see me through
The storm


- Mark Schultz



Friday, December 5, 2008

Day 66 : Chicken day

Happy Burhday to sHeal the chicken no.1
muahahahahaha x)



Chicken no.1 with chicken no.2



Enjoy peace at home while you can, I'm coming back soon
hahhahhahahhahaha

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Day 64 : Tongtong


HaPpy Burhday mr. EugeNe tong!!!!

May you grow crazier by the year =)

God Bless loads brader and enjoy your day!!

berCOD4 when i come back.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Day 63 : Veeekeeee

Hmm?





Happy Burhday to VeeeeKeeeee!! ahahha (you owe me milo ais)
Enjoy your day girl!!! Cya soOn =)

Monday, December 1, 2008

Day 62 : Day 61

Yesterday was our day off, so we went out to Kuantan for our weekly lepak session.



Our rat exterminator.






Waiting for the taxi..





Is Ridz lost?! haha this brader came to Kuantan to lepak too with his friends x)
Ridz, you and ur frens free next week? haha! thx for coming semalam haha.. and your fren's 7 series.




For lunch we ate at..




Im not sure whats wrong with Adrian's face..hmm





My super huge mango ABC..





Crab buns



Big Apple for tea




For diNner!





unagi, salmon, kobi, mitsubishi, sony, toyota?






Full signal!!!







Deep fried mackerel





Salmon with buckweed noodles




My new jogging shoes..( yes ma i will take care of my shoes..)





MU fan's bling bling





Before..








After..



Haha, we've change department.. im in the hot buffet, alric is in morning shift, jac in cold buffet and Nic is.... still at home.




God Bless =)